– trouble in paradise

(la versión en español sigue)

This post was originally written in 2018, but subsequently disappeared. However, the Council of Almonaster la Real still continues to promote and host bullfighting.

Millions of people every day dream about winning the lottery, changing their lives.  And one of the places they would choose to live is Almonaster la Real...

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– Invasive Alien species

There is an IAS (Invasive Alien Species), which is so prolific that it has colonised most land areas of this planet. It is highly destructive to the native flora and fauna, decimating vast areas. It has few predators, a high birth rate and a long lifespan, so its population has reached alarming numbers. It has...

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– if we don’t stop behaving the way we are, life for our species is going to end.

Before you say anything, yes I have already written about this, but obviously failed to explain it clearly enough, because still no-one seems to think there is a problem. What I am talking about is the impending apocalypse our species is facing. Because even if there aren’t many obvious signs out there, there are certainly …

– 1 + 1 = 3, 4, 5, 6 or many more

Q. When does 1+1 not equal 2?

  A. When you are talking about reproduction.

A couple have two children. Are they just producing their own replacements? Not unless they die straight afterwards. There are now four people alive and consuming, whereas there were just two previously. Don’t think that babies are not consumers, just look at

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– nine reasons not to have children

1) they are the sole reason why this planet is currently experiencing climate meltdown. Quite simply there are far too many of us to be sustainable. More on that below.

2) more children means higher taxes (including the community charge) to pay for all the services they will use.

3) everyone will have to wait (even) longer to get treated on the NHS. Especially as children get priority.

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– the people of Shetland value the car more than life itself

In the Shetland of the near future those who choose not to own a car, along with cyclists, those who aren’t allowed to drive or can't afford to (a sizeable proportion of the current population), will have to take up wild swimming to travel between the islands for shopping, visiting friends and family, attending hospital …

– SHETLAND: what is it like?

Ever since we left our off-grid life in Spain we have been looking for another place to continue the adventure. However, despite knowing exactly what we want, finding such a property has so far eluded us, which is one of the reasons I haven’t been posting, I haven’t felt positive enough. Then last week...

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– spread the word!

TREAD SOFTLY BECAUSE YOU TREAD ON MY DREAMS, Maureen’s book about our nine-year odyssey in search of EL POCITO, is finally available as a paperback.

Definitely a classic, and one every cat lover and potential traveller, van dweller and off-gridder should have on their bookshelf for inspiration and reference.  Alongside Chris Stewart’s DRIVING OVER LEMONS...

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– the (almost) last word

I started writing this as my ultimate blog, also the moment when I would cease to use all social networks, but along the way circumstances changed.  We ended up leaving EL POCITO without selling or being able to pass it onto a new owner, so the task of tying up that loose end continues and...

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– so long, and thanks for all the fish…

Well here we are, poised at the end of one great adventure, about to embark on another. Sadly a buyer for EL POCITO has still not appeared, but we remain hopeful, while busy enough with the other awesome task, packing everything up (including our four lovely spanish rescue cats) ready to set forth on the...

– all aboard the UK TITANIC

New British PM Boris Johnson pledges to deal with the "climate emergency", his solution: kill all the butterflies.

You read it here first.

(The Butterfly Effect is a concept invented by the American meteorologist Edward N. Lorenz (1917-2008) to highlight the possibility that small causes may have momentous effects...

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– I’m just an old romantic

Yes, finally I managed to wear Pauline down and we got married at Lerwick Town Hall (that’s in Shetland) last week.  This was my very first visit to her “enchanted” isle, and everything was exactly as she said it would be, amazing (to use one of my favourite words), so now we can’t wait to...

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– Rule Britannia

As British Empire fever (fuelled by BREXIT) grips the nation once again, it is apt I should be re-reading HERMAN MELVILLE’s semi-autobiographical novel TYPEE.  Written in 1846, it describes his visit to a South Sea Island around the time of “colonisation,” neatly Illustrating the before-and-after effects on its indigenous population.

“…the voluptuous Indian, with every...

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– what difference can I make?

“Each time history repeats itself, so it’s said, the price goes up.  The twentieth century was a time of runaway growth in human numbers, consumption, and technology, placing a colossal load on all natural systems, especially earth, air, and water – the very elements of life.  The great question of the twenty-first century is how...

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– reasons to be fearful (part 3)

It used to be a sign of old age when you noticed policemen were getting younger.  For me it’s meeting anyone “alternative” (those interested in living sustainably), and how they now seem to know less and less of what it is all supposed to be about.

Three recent examples.  The first, a clipping from THE GUARDIAN...

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– banajaxed

I don’t have a tv/ radio/ or buy newspapers, haven’t for around 25 years now, so am rather out of touch with what is happening in the world, particularly how information is distributed/ presented.  But what I can discern is that each day there are potentially eight billion stories (the number of our species), an …

– I’M ALRIGHT JACK

Nationalism terrifies me.  Not surprisingly, after living for so long in two countries that until very recently were dictatorships and still retain that shared memory.  But BREXIT has revealed it in the UK too, which I always considered a model of democracy.  A fast growing percentage who are now choosing to worship the Holy Trinity of FEAR, SELFISHNESS, and PAIN.

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– an alternative life?

Inspired by the acquisition of Sheri S Tepper’s THE VISITOR, my thoughts have been focused recently on perception.  How where we live is fundamental in shaping our behaviour and attitudes, not only towards others but the rest of the natural world.

For example, would you consider I live conventionally or alternatively?  The answer to that...

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– calling the emergency services, in the not too distant future

(part one of an infinite series) When dialling the new national emergency services number: 666 you will hear the following announcement: # WELCOME TO THE AMAZON PERSONAL ASSISTANCE LINE.  ALL OUR OPERATORS ARE BUSY AT THE MOMENT, PLEASE HOLD AND YOUR CALL WILL BE DEALT WITH AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, YOU ARE NUMBER ___ IN THE QUEUE.  …

– shit

… finally I’ve realised why so few people get what I’m banging on about.  It’s because unless we spend our entire life travelling (which I do not want to encourage anyone to do), our view of the world, what we actually know about it, from first-hand experience, base all our judgements on, is only an …

– tiptoe™

Since the 1970s, there have been new isms appearing (or morphing) regularly, each claiming to be the ultimate answer to a sustainable future.  tiptoe™ is the latest, except unlike its predecessors, adopts a rather different approach.

Gone are all the: manuals, courses, levels of accreditation, international convergences, blitzes, magazines, websites/ social media/ and apps, videos...

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– how do we…

…when our precious planet is on the brink of ecological meltdown, choose between ignoring our personal responsibility for inflicting unnecessary pain/ murder/ and extinction upon an infinite number of other species (vegans included), or taking the much simple and painless step, of… … making it socially unacceptable to have children? In just the last fifty …

– what are you?

Am having a lovely time each evening currently, tucked up by the wood-burner with Roger Deakin’s NOTES FROM WALNUT TREE FARM (accompanied by some chocolate of course), thanks to good friends Dennis & Jessica in Scotland.  And somehow this got me thinking about all the labels we like to give ourselves. For example: I am …

– waterworld II

In past blogs I have tried to highlight the inherent fault in any kind of human settlement/ urbanisation, it is not sustainable, this despite what transitionists might want to believe.  Now this warning has become a reality, at least for the four million residents of Cape Town, South Africa, where a three-year drought has wiped …

– evolved? the short answer

tick which of the following you can provide for yourself: (without money or tools) food & water shelter warmth clothing healthcare energy transport If you ticked them all you are as evolved as any other species on the planet.  If not, then need I say more?

– don’t let them waste your precious life

Today’s theme was sparked by a lovely video received recently.  I didn’t know the person before, but it seems we are on totally the same wavelength.  Take a look (it’s only 1m 35sec) before reading any further. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EeyTDIUV0M&feature=youtu.be This is the home of Lotus and Steve, very much like El Pocito (except situated in neighbouring …

– DON’T PANIC

Where were you on the 8th of March 1978? I was at the Head Gardener’s Cottage in Stockwell College, Bromley.  Partaking, with a select group of final year students, of an herb grown in the manicured grounds of that hallowed place.  While listening to a new five-part series on the radio called THE HITCH-HIKERS GUIDE …

– will the last one out please turn off the light

Despite finding what must be the largest variety and membership of environmental groups (in the world), I have yet to come across one mention in any of their postings that there is another living soul who understands what is happening to the planet, and therefore the concept of SUSTAINABILITY.  Incredible. How is this, especially when …

– wisdom is inversely proportionate to wealth and where you live

wisdom:  the quality of being wise/ judgement/ right use of knowledge/ spiritual perception. sustainable: the infinite number of diverse species along with their predetermined populations, plus the inert natural resources of our planet, which working together create and sustain conditions for all life. This latest outpouring is a mixture of continuing the theme from my …

– Almonaster la Real has not one, but two ***** Master Chefs

Enjoy watching international celebrity Michelin starred chefs MANOLO ANDAMIO and PATXI LAOSTIA (aka Carlos and Ismael) recreate local recipes from their grandmother’s kitchen (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jctYSARlL-U). An unforgettable video (even for those who don’t speak spanish) which finally puts Almonaster on the map where it so deservedly should be. Please SHARE as widely as possible.

– in denial

Stunned by the response to my last posting (as far as I know no-one read the previous one), I thought it best to quickly follow that up with something which has haunted me ever since A Level English.  It’s aimed at the tiny minority (of one, as I write, so they know who) that still …

– MAKE SURE YOU VOTE to remain in the EU (on Thursday)

I haven’t lived in or visited England (as opposed to Scotland/ Wales/ or Northern Ireland, who are all blameless in this) since 2000, but the impression I’m getting now is one of a social and political atmosphere which has changed dramatically, akin to Germany in 1939.  Okay sounds rather dramatic, but for us expats that’s …

– Searching for an alternative treatment to cataracts

Does anyone have any successful first-hand (no links please) experience with treating cataracts, avoiding the need for surgery? If yes please get in touch. Phil. À procura de uma alternativa de tratamento para a catarata.Alguém tem algum sucesso em primeira mão (não os links por favor) experiência com o tratamento de catarata, evitando a necessidade …

– Last will and testament

Does anyone know of a good solicitor in the UK who can help me make a UK Will? Flexible enough so I don’t have to come over (it can be signed/ witnessed here with a Notary)? If yes please send me their name/ email address as soon as possible. Urgent.

– Shutting Down

I’ve been re-reading NATURE CURE by Richard Mabey. Part nature writing, part thesis on how we are all responsible for destroying the planet, and partly too about his nervous breakdown. A recommended read to anyone who needs inspiring, even if he (along with Edward Goldsmith of THE ECOLOGIST) are among those who are most to …

– the pandemic that governments are doing nothing to prevent

Breast cancer.  A disease that has been killing women for as long as anyone can remember, and is now increasing exponentially.  Whose victims now put any other epidemic, or death by warfare, into the shade.  It is the greatest human disaster ever. Once diagnosed, chances of survival, as in no further re-occurrence of cancer are …

– SUMA sells out, signalling an end to the independent wholefood shop

After 38 years growing into the UK’s largest independent wholesaler/ distributor of wholefoods, dedicated to selling only vegetarian products, increasing the organic sector, and ethical business, SUMA the famous workers co-operative has now decided to change sides, by selling direct to the customer through Amazon.co.uk.  Not only undercutting retailers, but adding even more to the …

– healthy eating

I’ve just received in our inbox a flurry of postings from the yahoo group forum plants for a future, about a proposal to organise a bike ride around the UK visiting forest garden projects.  Normally I automatically delete these as I am not interested in what sad urbanites, who think they can combine two opposing …

– AMAZON.con

If you value any of the following: creativity/ democracy/ freedom/ self-sufficiency/ the planet, then be seriously concerned about AMAZON.  Along with all the other oppressive regimes, it is seeking to return us all to the dark bad days of serfdom, a new Middle Age. Even worse for screwing its workers & suppliers than the multinationals …

– is industry wasting precious and finite raw materials on this planet, unnecessarily?

I came across the word succussion yesterday (it means shaking, probably with some force as it mentioned earthquakes) and got me thinking.  Among other things, about the work of Victor Schauberger, Rudolf Steiner, and Jesus (the bit about changing water into wine).  For some time I have known you can dramatically extend products that are …

– Local Authorities radically re-think waste management

Exclusive.  Local authorities are set to scrap bin collection and other waste services in a massive shake-up of provision.  After finally realising that combining waste and landfill is not only contaminating land and water sources, and the cost to ratepayers continuing to rise, a radical re-think has turned the whole problem on its head in …